Gristmas Gift Exchange

“Hell fucking YES! This is exactly what I wanted. The box, the notes, i’m treasuring everything.Thanks so much, anon!”

“Okay yeah, I got the package. It’s awesome. Let them know I love it. Thanks.”

Conksunk gift

I got the conksunkiest tee shirt this guy could find, which was basically what I asked for, also a nice letter and package covered with the midnight crew. 

Thanks Anon, I hope you had a great Gristmass

The gift I got

It’s Here!

Happy 4/13! I hope everybody has a great time celebrating an anniversary that your friends and family don’t understand in the slightest- I know I will!

Alright, down to business-

If they haven’t already, presents should be showing up in the days to come.

If after a week from now nothing has shown up for you in your mailbox, throw me an email and i’ll figure something out!

If you DO get your present, and want to show it off or say thanks- submit it and i’ll publish everything on here!

Just how does the exchange work? Like, I have one address for who I was supposed to go give to, but the person giving to me has a different address. Are we still a pair or is it that everyone ships to and gets someone different? I got a gift and felt like I should have given more in mine.
Anonymous

The person you sent a present to and the person who sent you a present are NOT the same person, just like an IRL secret santa, there were no pairs. Now i’m thinking perhaps I should have made that clear, but I sort of assumed everyone knew that was how it worked! Live and learn, I suppose.

I’m sorry, anon - if we do this again I will make sure to clarify this from the get-go.

Do you know if it's legal to decorate the outside of a package (if both addresses are perfectly legible) or to use a fake name on the return label? I just want this dildo to be extra special, man, but I'm afraid of breaking the law.
Anonymous

*This is just what i’ve learned based on my own previous experiences, so correct me if i’m wrong!*

Fake names are FINE since the mail people don’t care who it’s labeled to, as long as the ADDRESS is correct. (This is how I was able to get away with writing letters to “Grendma” when I was four.)

Decorations are fine too, but DO NOT use wrapping paper on the outside box! It can rip off while it’s being shipped and you’ll lose your stamps and addresses. Just make sure the address is easily discernible, and other than that, go wild!

Gristmas is Cancelled Forever!

Ha ha! Just kidding, of course! Don’t worry that was a joke, because of the holiday.

Ho boy, I kill me…

Anyways 13 days boys. Get on it.

Quick update/reminder

48 days to Gristmas, ladies and gentlemen! 

I am opening the submit-thing so people can show off their gifts!

If you are having any problems or concerns, email me or use the ask-thing!

Hey, is it too late for me to join this?

Sadly, very much so! Perhaps, though, we can do another one of these in the future (if HSG is up to the idea)!

That’s a wrap!

First GGE update of the new year!

At this point all the Secret Santas have been sent- so if you’re expecting one and your inbox is empty, let me know cuz that’s a problem!

One hundred and four days until April 13th, guys. Use this time to get together the best presents you can make!

I’m also going to open up the post-system-deal in the near future, so people will be able to submit pictures of the gifts they receive and everyone can marvel at HSG’s creative talent, among other things. Or at least I will once I figure out how the hell Tumblr works.